Rainbow Bacon Actually Exists

Designer Neil Caldwell creates red, green, blue, (even purple!) BACON
(tip 'o the hat: Lila)

Books about Bacon...

Seduced by Bacon: Recipes & Lore About America's Favorite Indulgence

The Science of Cooking Bacon

This article describes how "Scientists have created a mathematical formula of how to make the perfect bacon..."
It includes the following:

The formula is: N = C + {fb (cm) . fb (tc)} + fb (Ts) + fc . ta, where N=force in Newtons required to break the cooked bacon, fb=function of the bacon type, fc=function of the condiment/filling effect, Ts=serving temperature, tc=cooking time, ta=time or duration of application of condiment/filling, cm=cooking method, C=Newtons required to break uncooked bacon.

Bacon Sarnie

By popular demand - a Bacon Sarnie:

"Bacon sandwiches are an all-day favourite throughout the United Kingdom."

Bacon Pancakes!

Somebody has to tell me how this comes out!