If only it were this simple

Push Button, Receive Bacon

Bacon Shoes - an undisputable wardrobe essential for every woman.

Ain't nothin' tastier in the morning than slip'n on a nice pair of bacon shoes an' go'n about your day.

You like bacon, you like candy, so you'll love candied bacon!

Super Bowl Party Recipe: Candied Bacon Appetizer
Check out the bacon vase at 2:15!
Nom Nom Nom

Bacon explosion recipe

an easy how to guide for this entry.

Because adding bread would just be fattening

A Bacon and Cheese sandwich with fried chicken buns
The new KFC Double Down. - Official Portrait

The new KFC Double Down - The Real Thing

just in case you didn't know

How to eat bacon - the official rules

Wear your shirt proud

Bacon is meat candy!
Available up to size 6X large!